Chapter 2, I am not lewd at all

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Truly remarkable

I exclaimed in astonishment, "Aren't you going to buy equipment?"

Li Qianqian returned to my side after attacking the slime, I swallowed and then stepped a few paces closer to her

Garen's expression darkened as he said, "After arriving in this world, I dedicated all my strength to save those controlled by the Dark Lord, ensuring that this world would not be invaded by him for a year. However, many of the Dark Lord's minions have still infiltrated. We need to rapidly enhance our strength within this year."

Unexpectedly, Li Qianqian was very wary of me: "What do you want to do?"

I have failed my task

I suddenly didn't know how to start the conversation; I certainly couldn't say that I wanted to tear your stockings apart

Oh no!

How outrageous! To give such a task at this moment! Is this meant to drive me to my limits?

Talent: Extreme loser, with a monthly salary of 300 and only a 3-centimeter small member, makes the position of the world's number one loser unshakeable. Standing in front of the enemy can enhance their sense of superiority, leading the opponent to underestimate you, thus granting yourself a 50% critical hit chance

I sat on the ground in despair, and to be honest, I don't even know why it has come to this... This skill is truly somewhat useless...! Or rather, it is not just useless, but utterly ineffective!

According to Garen's introduction, the village we are currently in is the fictional village of Abulaxi, located in the mountains of Tachima, which are entirely made up and do not exist at all.

At this moment, Garen killed the slime, and each of the four of us leveled up by one

Just as I was thinking this, an even worse situation arose

As I looked ahead, I discovered that there was actually a slime crawling on the ground. Wow, this is the first time I have seen a slime, and upon closer inspection, it is indeed quite adorable

In the blink of an eye, we have passed ten years

I am puzzled: "What does rapid improvement mean?"

What a frustrating task this is! I wonder if it will be restored in the future

He actually came to the equipment store to buy rice, does this really make sense?

"The system changes according to each person's inherent character. I can now see your true nature clearly!" Li Qianqian shouted at me angrily from afar

We have all advanced to the next level

The owner of the equipment store is a middle-aged man. Upon seeing us, he smiled and asked, "May I ask what you need?"

Li Qianqian let out a cold snort and said, "Useless."

I want to do cute things! Hahaha, I want to tear apart Li Qianqian's stockings! I want to lick her toes, I want to eat her stockings!

Attack: 1

I hurriedly explained, "No, it is due to the system's relationship."

I was taken aback and asked in confusion, "What happened?"

Li Qianqian merely cast a cold glance at the slime, and then she suddenly drew a dagger from her bosom, gracefully gliding past the slime, the dagger naturally grazing its surface as she moved.

At this moment, we have entered the attack range of the slime, and this round little creature immediately charged towards Li Qianqian

While evading the attack, I also struck the slime

You know too much ... ... Demacia !

We instantly assumed a combat posture

Just as I was secretly admiring, a voice suddenly echoed in my mind

No money! he said simply

I asked in confusion: "Garen, I know you are a very powerful hero, but why do you need a novice like me to accompany you?"

However, at this moment, we also encountered two slimes

Oh come on! You're already at level 90, why do you still need us level 1 players to help? Why don't you just go and take on the big boss by yourself!

Is he talking about rice

What?

"It seems that we are heading east now, right?" I said tentatively

Ten Years is the name of a small hill

Garen calmly sheathed his great sword, and at that moment, the imposing soldier approached me and said: "I hope you can put away those improper thoughts"

Garen coughed and explained: "The levels in this other world are merely for show, they serve no real purpose. If you want to learn skills, it depends on chance, and levels do not enhance your physical abilities. In any case, they are just... for display. In reality, I am at the same strength level as you, do you understand?"

In this small mountain village, there is a village chief whose daughter has been captured by the minions of a demon. Our task is to rescue his daughter. Once we have saved his daughter, the village chief will provide us with a map regarding the warrior's undergarments

He speaks with such reason that I find myself at a loss for words

Garen and the others were stunned, and upon realizing that I was getting closer to Li Qianqian, Garen shouted: "Mengmeng! What do you want to do!"

"Go ahead..." Garen said, "You and Sakano Miko, each take one."

What is the beast mode?

Health: 10 / 50

I happily clicked to take a look, and then I was instantly dumbfounded

I was astonished as I unzipped my pants and found that my little member resembled a dead silkworm

Beast Mode: After activating Beast Mode, one can gain double physical strength for a duration of one minute. However, if one does not touch a young girl's thigh within one hour of activation, they will explode and die.

"Speaking of Garen..." I asked in confusion, "Where is the village chief's daughter being held?"

Uh... it seems... it doesn't really help, does it? Garen didn't know how to express himself to avoid awkwardness, so he just said that.

Skill: Healing Technique, after use, restores a small amount of health to an ally, with a 90% chance of failure; if it fails, it restores 1,000 health to the enemy

Garen yawned and said to me, "Will you really lead the way? Please don't get everyone lost."

I wanted to say that I needed a longsword, but at that moment, Garen suddenly spoke up: "Please give us some rice"

I was covered in blood as I followed everyone to the west. After being attacked by Garen, I also saw the attributes that the system prompted me with.

I nodded slightly and charged directly at the slime. At that moment, Mikiko Sakano also launched a magical attack. I saw her chant a few lines, and suddenly a small fireball shot out from her staff, striking the slime directly!

System task: Please tear apart Li Qianqian's silk stockings. If successful, Xiao Dingding will grow by one centimeter; if failed, the system owner will lose their sexual ability for life

Garen seemed unwilling to continue this topic, and he said lightly, so we followed him.

Defense: 0

This small mountain village is very tiny, with only a dozen or so houses. We quickly left the village, and when we reached the village entrance, Galen suddenly said: "Be careful!"

Oh dear, Garen, please do not level up anymore, it is truly frustrating to watch

Chen Mengmeng (Pastor)

I am at a loss for tears; it is evident that I have been looked down upon.

Flash sale

The delicate girl whispered, "Don't you have a system? In fact, the system will also grant you skills. Why not take a look and see if there are any skills available."

Garen pointed ahead and said: "Look, the minions of the demon king have appeared"

Just as I was about to touch Li Qianqian, she had already escaped

Alright, let us continue the journey

System prompt: Seizing the opportune moment and advantageous conditions, automatically activating beast mode

Upon learning about my system skills, Li Qianqian and Itano Tomomi immediately distanced themselves from me. Garen, however, laughed heartily, patted me on the shoulder, and said: "Very good, quite impressive, this skill is quite nice, so let us begin our journey!"

Garen first took us to an equipment store, saying he wanted to buy us some items. After all, this guy has already reached level 90, so he must have some money.

I swallowed my saliva and said, "The warrior's underwear? Is it meant to be worn on the body?"

At the moment of my confusion, my hands unexpectedly began to move on their own! Oh no! Is this what they call beast mode?

I also received the system..." Garen said seriously, "The system prompted that we need to find twelve artifacts to defeat the Dark Lord. And the first artifact we need to find now is the Warrior's underwear.

What I found even more unacceptable was that the middle-aged man actually took out a bag of rice with great agility, and Galen also gave him a few copper coins. Then he shouldered the bag of rice and said to us: "Let's go, it's time for us to embark on an adventure"

Ah ... ... Ah, what the heck!

I was about to say that I was being controlled, but at that moment I realized that even my speech was being controlled by the system

I was somewhat surprised by this, and then I checked my system, and to my astonishment, I actually found that there was indeed a skill

At that moment, I also tightly gripped a wooden stick I had picked up from the ground and charged towards the slime

I have reached level 90," Garen said seriously

I ... ...

Garen thought for a moment and then said: "He is locked in a small cave to the west of the village"

There is a typographical error ahead; Garen is heading east

Ah, indeed, the level is just for show. It's one thing for each of us at level one to level up, but why is Garen leveling up as well

Great, there is finally a sense of adventure now

Garen shook his head and said: "It is said to be a spaceship. With it, our search for other artifacts will be much easier. Now that the three of you are all at level 1, we need to quickly enhance our strength."

I asked in confusion: "What level are you at?"

"It's still better than your poor sense of direction..." I hummed softly, and now we can see a small cave ahead.

System prompt: Task failed, lost sexual ability in this lifetime

Upon learning about my skill attributes, the expressions on the faces of Garen and the other two were quite astonished

Oh?